As you well may know, a clever yeti and a tidy stay-stay-girl were seriously playing a game of cards in the vicinity of a hotel in New Hampshire. |
The clever yeti shouted: Ho there, good citizen!
The tidy stay-stay-girl shouted: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Some years later it was impossible to remember what really happened.
And the moral of this story is: The butler did it!