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A story generated by the Cadavre
A year or two ago a thoughtful John Cleese and a serious afterthought were dumbly fooling around at a place where the sun doesn't shine.

The thoughtful John Cleese said: Tell me more about you.

The serious afterthought shouted: Do behave, please!

Some years later they decided to marry.

And the moral of this story is: The hedgehog can't be buggered at all!
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