As I surely mentioned before, an absolute boy and a suspicious pussycat played by Antonio Banderas were self-absorbedly fooling around in the restaurant at the end of the Universe. |
The absolute boy enquired: I'm the king of the world! And who are you?
The suspicious pussycat played by Antonio Banderas enquired: Wha'?
The next day, Google bought Microsoft.
And the moral of this story is: Never ever go to bed with the light on!